so this is the two posts in one post format. to begin, i would like to say

why in the heck are teens shooting a player on my hometeam? what the heck is up with that?

three kids shot the guy in his mercedes. one bullet hit him in his stomach and the other two apparently hit the inside of the door. i don’t know what this means for the eagles’ season, but i do know that miami is lucky that it wasn’t an nfl rivalry shooting. i’m sure if it were, philly fans would chop off dan marino’s head and hang it out on the north side of city hall. of course since dan marino doesn’t play anymore it would of course be an entirely symbolic gesture.

post #two goes something like this: i’m in the printer room of my office, patiently minding my own when i look up and what do i behold? the latest in post cold war espionage masterminded by china: utter confusion. here is what i saw:
(a cartoon computer with “option usb port” drawn on the side). AWESOME! the entire computer is a option usb port. must be ultra powerful and have so much hard drive space that… oh wait, what’s that? china is invading… noooo. can’t be. i just got this awesome option usb port computer…. must… not… die………
[ Philly Eagles, NFL, Office Humor, China ]

Ever heard of this?

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

so basically i remember checking this site out sometime in highschool, but i can’t confirm this. my brother may be able to because i distinctly remember him and one of his friends in tennessee quoting this for an extended period of time. it recently occured to me that it might not be around, so i googled it, and sure enough real ultimate power still exists.

of particular interest in this site is… well besides everything… the fact that the kid (or guy) wrote a book. the hatemail. the fake news article about the assumed fake lawsuit. and… well… everything else on the site.

My re-introduction to this wonderful jewel of a website has conviced me of two things.

1. this site is quite possibly one of the funniest sites on the entire internet, and i would even chalenge people to find a funnier entire site… anywhere on the internet. even the geoghettos.
2. ninjas are cool and by cool, i mean totally sweet.

[ Funny, Bored, Ninjas, Internet ]

well guys. its time to start the official blog. so to kick it off, i would like to submit to you what i would consider to be one of the most influential games of my childhood that has since disappeared from the face of the earth in 3d style goodness. i have since found this honest-to-goodness internet emulation of lemmings. i’m pretty sure these are the original levels etc. though i haven’t really done the research. i’m still in such great awe that this exists. excuse me while i breathe.

Lemmings