Robert Eats a Hamburger and then Creates Site


Ever heard of this?

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

so basically i remember checking this site out sometime in highschool, but i can’t confirm this. my brother may be able to because i distinctly remember him and one of his friends in tennessee quoting this for an extended period of time. it recently occured to me that it might not be around, so i googled it, and sure enough real ultimate power still exists.

of particular interest in this site is… well besides everything… the fact that the kid (or guy) wrote a book. the hatemail. the fake news article about the assumed fake lawsuit. and… well… everything else on the site.

My re-introduction to this wonderful jewel of a website has conviced me of two things.

  1. this site is quite possibly one of the funniest sites on the entire internet, and i would even chalenge people to find a funnier entire site… anywhere on the internet. even the geoghettos.
  2. ninjas are cool and by cool, i mean totally sweet.

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2 Comments so far

  1. Sifu December 16th, 2005 10:10 pm

    Having seen this website (if you can call it such), and read what was posted on it, I just had to laugh at this idiot.

    From the very beginning, this person presents a very messed up image of someone not totally connected to reality. His so called knowledge of the Nippon Art of Ninjitsu is completly false.

    The real art of Ninjistu is lost on this person. In addition, this website, and all that it contains does major damage to the True teachers and instructors of ALL martial “Arts”. Not to mention the immense damage done to the youth of todays image of reality.

    I am a Martial Artist. I have been for many years. I believe in the Truth and Honor, Discipline and Respect that ALL martial arts teach. A site such as this…and this book, attempts to destroy the very foundation of all that I have work 25 yrs to attain. Although this lame attempt cannot even begin to damage My foundation, it does portray My Arts in the wrong light.

    Whoever pusblished this book should have printed a disclaimer on this cover that this book is the assumptions of a young kid who is lost in reality and that the content of this book should not be taken seriously.

    It saddens me that this is what gets the most attention in the Martial Arts…..Not those hard working teachers, giving up all their free time to help train todays youth in Honor, discipline, courage, defense, skill and respect.

  2. Anonymous December 20th, 2005 11:02 pm

    It’s obviously, OBVIOUSLY not meant to be taken seriously. Why people take the time out of their day to write a long ass rant which the site’s owner will not care about, is beyond me.

    Boohoo, cry, whine. Anyone who acts inappropriately because of what they read in a book is a douche anyways.

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