so this is the two posts in one post format. to begin, i would like to say

why in the heck are teens shooting a player on my hometeam? what the heck is up with that?

three kids shot the guy in his mercedes. one bullet hit him in his stomach and the other two apparently hit the inside of the door. i don’t know what this means for the eagles’ season, but i do know that miami is lucky that it wasn’t an nfl rivalry shooting. i’m sure if it were, philly fans would chop off dan marino’s head and hang it out on the north side of city hall. of course since dan marino doesn’t play anymore it would of course be an entirely symbolic gesture.

post #two goes something like this: i’m in the printer room of my office, patiently minding my own when i look up and what do i behold? the latest in post cold war espionage masterminded by china: utter confusion. here is what i saw:
(a cartoon computer with “option usb port” drawn on the side). AWESOME! the entire computer is a option usb port. must be ultra powerful and have so much hard drive space that… oh wait, what’s that? china is invading… noooo. can’t be. i just got this awesome option usb port computer…. must… not… die………
[ Philly Eagles, NFL, Office Humor, China ]